Friday 6 January 2012

What a kak-astophe

Oh my word, I havent blogged for ages.  I have been on leave and now in all honesty need leave from my leave.  Have Janine here from Johannesburg and Channy from the States.  It has been chaos mayhem, you name it, it happened.  Every night and every single day has been busy.  Party party party I tell you, party till you drop.

I am glad to report that my hair is finally growing after the gas stove decided to shorten it A LOT...A HELLOVA LOT.... However, I think its my smoking thats the problem.  Do consider, that I lit a cigarette 2 nights ago while playing 30 seconds (complete different version) and gosh, blow me over with a fucken feather, but I burnt my eyelashes.  Whatever next... and it was one of those Western Cape lighters you know, those that blow like a torch.. yea me and gas and smoking.... its the bomb...wait dont let me say that I might blow myself up next time...

As for 30 seconds, Chantelle introduced us to a new version.  All you have to do is be brilliant and explain all 10 things on the card, no moving anything on a board.  If however nobody gets what you are trying to explain or show or charade with, then you have to drink.... Imagine that.... a drinking game...LOL... never thought I was so well educated I tell ya... had it down to pat... there was no way, my alcohol wanted to allow any blood into its stream.  It was not allowing it...

A New Year, and a new attitude.  Every day when we get up, we have to give everyone positive affirmations for the day... So to all you out there, have a bloody good year.  I know I am going to.  To all of those that are preggies, may your spawns be what you want them too.  Proper humans...LOL... ARG ok dammit, may your precious ity little bitty ones be what you want....

To those that need blood, please do not ask me to donate as it has vacated the space it used in my body.. It has moved out and made space for alcohol.... I know it will be coming back shortly to occupy the space, but till then, I have to wait....after all, a car load of alcohol had been delivered to my house after a yacht party.  What can I say, people care....

Oooooh and about my home made brew... OMG it tastes devine.  Its stronger that witblitz I tell ya.  One glass and you are done, but hey, what can I say except that I am an exceptional winemaker....hehehe

Personally I am scared of Chantelle and Janine.  They drink and drink and drink, and then I drink, but thankfully I am not a big drinker...except for special occasions.