(1) OMG so scary to watch.......but so proud of him.... - Debbie Van Niekerk:
'via Blog this' He has so much talent..... !!!!
This is all about lifes little journeys. Good and Bad, even happy and sad.
Wednesday 19 November 2014
Tuesday 18 November 2014
What the hell??? I NEVER knew
HOLY SHIT..... no for real..... all this time, years, and years, laxatives later, detoxing, juicing, dieting... any diet... name one you can name a 100, those are all the diets I have been on... Fuckit.... and the answer was right here... in a itsy bitsy little packet that costs 1-00 at the local shop.
So many years have passed, and I remained over weight. Even doing exercise and getting a personal trainer, I am overweight.... ok so i am muscling up big time, but then, I do know that cos I gotta lotta wobbles going on my body and while I excercise like a demon I am turning the wobble into muscle.. Well not like that but that the muscle grows and pushes the fat out the way. I just gotta wait to wobble less... Aaaannyhooo, I am digressing from my point.......
Last night the Rattex Queen told me to have a teaspoon of Epson Salt. No lies, that shit tastes bad man... horrible. She said it would do my skin the world of good. I mean, at 71 she should have knowledge right.... And then Sasha told me last week her mum had used it as well... So, who am I to disagree... I tried the epson salts. I had a teaspoon last night, and then I had a teaspoon this morning. Now I am NOT 100% sure if you need to do this twice a day or only once. Me, I did it twice cos thats who I am.. I always overdo everything.. More is always better in my eyes...
This morning, I get to work, Andrew is sitting at my desk. I loved it as I enjoy chatting to him and catching up etc, but for fucksakes, when you have 2 teaspons of epson salts in your body, its not good timing. I have never prayed to hard for Andrew to leave the office. I swear, I could shit through the eye of a needle... Its wonderful writing this blog, knowing I am sitting on the loo and getting thinner by the minute. Perhaps I have overdone it.. who knows, but hells bells, its gotta be good.. I think perhaps I did overdo, but aaaah well, will make right tomorrow.. (who knew, who bloody knew it was that simple)......
For now, the toilet is my friend...... and i LOVE IT!!!
Toodles noddles.
Wednesday 12 November 2014
Whats a gal to do
You know, when there is fighting, and you are just there, not involved, not the middle man, just there, and things go awry, and all of a sudden, you have no office....ever had that??? I did!!! I was officeless for 3 weeks... whoooar.... that obviously gave me more tan time...for which I was grateful, however the sun wanted no part of it. The South Easter was blowing so hard, I had to wear a costume top or else my tits would have blown away... one to the left, the other.... who the hell knows, probably to right.... I constantly wanted to turn on the solar heating in the pool, but then the weather changes. Who knew what the hell was up with it. I put my back out so bad getting on the lilo, I looked like a mix between a ho and Russian gymnast on crack doing a double flip. I was not aware I was a contortionist. My body told me afterwards, in a long languid bath, that we were not on the same page or even speaking the same language. Strange that, cos I normally drink myself thin and yet I was sober trying to get on the lilo.. Anyway, I got some sun... Oh yeeee great God of sun... I lovest thee. and now the bloody wind is blowing again and its raining sporadically so once again i cant tan this afternoon.
All that aside, I had the opportunity to have a most amazing bit of a vay cay with some people. Life is weird eh, if it doesnt throw you a curve ball, it lines the stars up ..its always the one or the other. In this case, I would say I have a bit of both. I wont embellish on it much, however what I can and will say is...... when you know you have fucked up, and you accept it, then no matter who is with you on the journey, you are going to see it through to the end, and not let anyone ruin it for you. Ever been on holiday with a *anything you can do I can do better* or *any place you have been I have been better* or even *anything you have done, i have done more*....Aaaarg save me from people like that....I met the most amazing people, 2 other couples that did the bit of the adventure with us, were so much fun to hang out with..... So I got a bit of an attitude with the person, and then I realized its not their fault. She cant help who she is, but I can help who I am, and my choice is, accept that I did wrong and just go with the flow, knowing that after this, I have learnt that I can actually do what I want, and not have to be the softie to accept everything.
I got Channy to take my hair out 2 days prior then I had to get Tiara in to put it back on..... and then I had the false lashes glued on... Wowzer super glue delux, i now dont have eyelashes, but you know thats not an issue cos you just draw a dark eyeliner above your eye and whala....you can get away with it..
I have moved into the new office. Its hollow, so someone said I must put a plant in. Ok, but who the hell is gonna water the thing. I dont have green fingers amongst the things that I dont have. However they do say a boer maak n plan, so lets see. Perhaps I should go and buy myself a plant and see how long it lasts...I always give everything a try.. You never know, I might stumble upon my calling without even realizing it.
The Rattex Queen went to Durban to visit her sister for a short while..I was hoping it was gonna be three months but alas, it was only 5 weeks. In those 5 weeks, I absolutely transformed the dining room before she got back so that she could not give me her ideas. It looks amazingroom!!!! Everything in its place. So now I think I am an interior decorator... Pfffft. lets wait and see cos there is always something that can go wrong......
For now, its toodles noodles...... I just wanted to write a bit, and will be doing it sooner rather than later, as I am gonna be writing a blog for the beauty guru, a page that Tiara has set up. Could only be fun. I think she wants me to write on how NOT to do things....
All that aside, I had the opportunity to have a most amazing bit of a vay cay with some people. Life is weird eh, if it doesnt throw you a curve ball, it lines the stars up ..its always the one or the other. In this case, I would say I have a bit of both. I wont embellish on it much, however what I can and will say is...... when you know you have fucked up, and you accept it, then no matter who is with you on the journey, you are going to see it through to the end, and not let anyone ruin it for you. Ever been on holiday with a *anything you can do I can do better* or *any place you have been I have been better* or even *anything you have done, i have done more*....Aaaarg save me from people like that....I met the most amazing people, 2 other couples that did the bit of the adventure with us, were so much fun to hang out with..... So I got a bit of an attitude with the person, and then I realized its not their fault. She cant help who she is, but I can help who I am, and my choice is, accept that I did wrong and just go with the flow, knowing that after this, I have learnt that I can actually do what I want, and not have to be the softie to accept everything.
I got Channy to take my hair out 2 days prior then I had to get Tiara in to put it back on..... and then I had the false lashes glued on... Wowzer super glue delux, i now dont have eyelashes, but you know thats not an issue cos you just draw a dark eyeliner above your eye and whala....you can get away with it..
I have moved into the new office. Its hollow, so someone said I must put a plant in. Ok, but who the hell is gonna water the thing. I dont have green fingers amongst the things that I dont have. However they do say a boer maak n plan, so lets see. Perhaps I should go and buy myself a plant and see how long it lasts...I always give everything a try.. You never know, I might stumble upon my calling without even realizing it.
The Rattex Queen went to Durban to visit her sister for a short while..I was hoping it was gonna be three months but alas, it was only 5 weeks. In those 5 weeks, I absolutely transformed the dining room before she got back so that she could not give me her ideas. It looks amazingroom!!!! Everything in its place. So now I think I am an interior decorator... Pfffft. lets wait and see cos there is always something that can go wrong......
For now, its toodles noodles...... I just wanted to write a bit, and will be doing it sooner rather than later, as I am gonna be writing a blog for the beauty guru, a page that Tiara has set up. Could only be fun. I think she wants me to write on how NOT to do things....
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