So many years have passed, and I remained over weight. Even doing exercise and getting a personal trainer, I am overweight.... ok so i am muscling up big time, but then, I do know that cos I gotta lotta wobbles going on my body and while I excercise like a demon I am turning the wobble into muscle.. Well not like that but that the muscle grows and pushes the fat out the way. I just gotta wait to wobble less... Aaaannyhooo, I am digressing from my point.......
Last night the Rattex Queen told me to have a teaspoon of Epson Salt. No lies, that shit tastes bad man... horrible. She said it would do my skin the world of good. I mean, at 71 she should have knowledge right.... And then Sasha told me last week her mum had used it as well... So, who am I to disagree... I tried the epson salts. I had a teaspoon last night, and then I had a teaspoon this morning. Now I am NOT 100% sure if you need to do this twice a day or only once. Me, I did it twice cos thats who I am.. I always overdo everything.. More is always better in my eyes...
This morning, I get to work, Andrew is sitting at my desk. I loved it as I enjoy chatting to him and catching up etc, but for fucksakes, when you have 2 teaspons of epson salts in your body, its not good timing. I have never prayed to hard for Andrew to leave the office. I swear, I could shit through the eye of a needle... Its wonderful writing this blog, knowing I am sitting on the loo and getting thinner by the minute. Perhaps I have overdone it.. who knows, but hells bells, its gotta be good.. I think perhaps I did overdo, but aaaah well, will make right tomorrow.. (who knew, who bloody knew it was that simple)......
For now, the toilet is my friend...... and i LOVE IT!!!
Toodles noddles.
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