Dating and sex
Going out on dates are absolute fun. Or should I say "old school dating"
is loads of fun, and you know whether you are going to have sex afterwards or
not. Those are the dates when you go out
with your friends and you meet a random guy and smile at each other across the
room, and, you know, flirt and be cryptic and then swop numbers to go out on a
date. Thinking about the date and
getting ready is just as exciting and elicits butterflies in the stomach. You would have changed your outfit about a
million times, tried different shoes, different make up. When he finally comes to pick you up to take
you out for dinner, or drinks, the banter is great and you already have your
flirty pants on, as we all want to be liked, and you know, let's be honest if
he is hot, it's going to end in bed. What you do in bed would obviously depend
on how much you drank, let's just talk about that for a second, as we all have
drinking goggles!! Having now spend time
with the guy, and drinking wine, or the preferred whisky in my case, whether you like it or not, you are liking him
more by the minute, unless he is a proper tool, and you are put off, then you
just drink to make the night go quicker, but beware, if you are a pleaser and
you want to be liked, this is where the bus should stop before you start
gargling your words!!! Make an exit and
FAST!!! or else,.... you are going to get laid even if you did not want it in
the first place.
Having sex on a first date is taboo for some people. Even those that have sex on first dates, as
they have been taught to hold out until the third date or even 3 months, or
Bless those that do hold out to marriage!!!!
Never quite got that one, as you either like the person or you don't,
and if you do, well, it's on I believe and loads of people put out on first
dates. Not necessarily all the way, a
blow job here, a bit of cunnilingus there, a hand job, that would depend on
your date and how you felt about him at that time. You see, sometimes the date
starts well and ends really shitty, and it doesnt take much to make it go
either way.... He could just burp or fart and you could be put off, or you
could just be that drunk and not care for his manners, and that's when you end
the date because my dears, if you continue to drink, you are going have sex...
all the way sex..!!! ! It's going to happen. It might be shitty sex, who knows,
but let me tell you, it's going to happen. If you end up spending the night at
his place and you wake up, it could be awkward. The previous nights shenanigans are a blur,
you feel hungover, but hey, you might get a morning after shag, and then do the
walk of shame leaving his place wearing your clothes from the previous
evening. Who knows dears, but let's just
say that I believe sex and dating are good bed fellows!!!
Now, if we talk about *new age dating*, those are the ones
you pick up on the net. Those are the
scary ones. You get the pic of the super hot guy or super hot chick, and it
transpires they actually have 24 more zits than the pic shows, but hey, because
you want to be nice you are going to give it a try... RUN... run for your
bloody life darlings, those are the con artists of the world and your panty
would be at your ankle in 2 seconds after you sat down, if you did not hold the
elastic in your hand. I have an
experience with this 1st hand, so I will keep this short, and fill your dating
do's and don'ts when next we meet.
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