This is all about lifes little journeys. Good and Bad, even happy and sad.
Thursday, 1 November 2012
Debbie does ...: What an experience
Debbie does ...: What an experience: Now now let me tell you...what a lot of fun I had. We did the Come Dine with Me South Africa. 5 days of drinking.... what can I say.. It w...
What an experience
Now now let me tell you...what a lot of fun I had. We did the Come Dine with Me South Africa. 5 days of drinking.... what can I say.. It wasn't vodka going down the gullet like it normally does when Aran races. Noooo sireee this is the wine shit man... Wine, is known to give a really shitty hangover. Serious headache and all the rest as well.
I absolutely loved Tamryn. I know the child is getting a lot of flack for being herself. She is not as dof as she appears to be, but then if people realize it was all alcohol related... aah well...then maybe they can see her for what she really was. An absolute gem. Listen, she was beyond wasted..... and well.... so were we. I just thought it was all too bloody funny for words, so ya......If they had showed other footage about some of the other diners on Tamryns night then I doubt very much that she would have gotten all the backlash. Oh boy, we were all badly behaved.. some just way more than others!!!! How does one edit a show like that. I mean it was cooky and when I think of some of the stuff that was said and done that was not aired, I wanna wet myself ok. I know that Hebrew said we were all acting. HUH its a reality show, oh but wait... my friends cant believe how well behaved I was... Gotta love it that they know one can get outa hand. I think if they made a programme called "How too lose weight unsuccessfully" I would be the perfect candidate for that.
My teacher at school once told me that I had decorum. Yeah now I know she meant it!!!!! I am capable of being a lady and a tramp, hahahaha...
Well as for the rest.... I cannot express how quick it all went. How much fun we had doing it, and how really pissed we all were....
Moving on to Zumba, (and ANOTHER quest to lose weight) bloody hell, I was so hung over on Tuesday, that 2 litres of Lemon Twist and a small creme sober could not make me feel well enough to go to Zumba. I woulda pulled a muscle or fallen off my eBike thats for bloody sure. Speaking of...... I nearly wiped out a pedestrian mama walking on the side walk as I came zooting past. I have no damn eye and foot co-ordination when it comes to the bike. Please remember I am a big mama too so all you see from the rear is arse and a wheel.... Now the problem with the eBike is it goes faster than a damn bicycle so when I fall I am going to fall really really hard and in my chops... Anyway I got a moerse bruise on my calf (which coincidentally is so big I can kickstart a jumbojet in the middle of Alaska dead centre of winter). Not so fussed about the bruise anymore but still concerned that I need to get my riding skills better. Shit a brick at this rate, I am gonna be blue and black from hurting myself on this thing. My stopping leaves a lot to be desired still. I am up and at it daily.
For now though, I am on my eBike to go home and get into the pool on this hot spring day.
Toodles ya'll.
I absolutely loved Tamryn. I know the child is getting a lot of flack for being herself. She is not as dof as she appears to be, but then if people realize it was all alcohol related... aah well...then maybe they can see her for what she really was. An absolute gem. Listen, she was beyond wasted..... and well.... so were we. I just thought it was all too bloody funny for words, so ya......If they had showed other footage about some of the other diners on Tamryns night then I doubt very much that she would have gotten all the backlash. Oh boy, we were all badly behaved.. some just way more than others!!!! How does one edit a show like that. I mean it was cooky and when I think of some of the stuff that was said and done that was not aired, I wanna wet myself ok. I know that Hebrew said we were all acting. HUH its a reality show, oh but wait... my friends cant believe how well behaved I was... Gotta love it that they know one can get outa hand. I think if they made a programme called "How too lose weight unsuccessfully" I would be the perfect candidate for that.
My teacher at school once told me that I had decorum. Yeah now I know she meant it!!!!! I am capable of being a lady and a tramp, hahahaha...
Well as for the rest.... I cannot express how quick it all went. How much fun we had doing it, and how really pissed we all were....
Moving on to Zumba, (and ANOTHER quest to lose weight) bloody hell, I was so hung over on Tuesday, that 2 litres of Lemon Twist and a small creme sober could not make me feel well enough to go to Zumba. I woulda pulled a muscle or fallen off my eBike thats for bloody sure. Speaking of...... I nearly wiped out a pedestrian mama walking on the side walk as I came zooting past. I have no damn eye and foot co-ordination when it comes to the bike. Please remember I am a big mama too so all you see from the rear is arse and a wheel.... Now the problem with the eBike is it goes faster than a damn bicycle so when I fall I am going to fall really really hard and in my chops... Anyway I got a moerse bruise on my calf (which coincidentally is so big I can kickstart a jumbojet in the middle of Alaska dead centre of winter). Not so fussed about the bruise anymore but still concerned that I need to get my riding skills better. Shit a brick at this rate, I am gonna be blue and black from hurting myself on this thing. My stopping leaves a lot to be desired still. I am up and at it daily.
For now though, I am on my eBike to go home and get into the pool on this hot spring day.
Toodles ya'll.
Tuesday, 9 October 2012
Cor Blimey - Itching like a bitch
Goodness me, I discovered recently that I suffer from blood pressure. Not a biggie as it was not THAT high but it was high enough to warrant taking pills. The bain of my life as I am one very forgetful tart. I am not able to take pills daily. Shit a brick. Anyways, I have started itching badly!!!!. OMG you have to see this to believe it. I thought I had bedbugs then I thought it was mosquitos and then I thought it was a spider, all kinds of scenarios went through my head. I then opted to call the pharmacist. Bless him the girls still owe him a blowjob for a favour he had done for me... (so what if I sell my friends pffffft) It transpires that I have a helllova allergic reaction to the pill. Ya, maybe I should just go off it and stay on Xanax (aaah the love of my life I tell ya).. Kidding my God!!! Its not THAT bad, I only take it when I am tense.... I get tense frequently cos I dont get laid enough. I have the gorgeous frenchie but I need to make a call you know....
Damn damn damn, Aran could not race this past weekend as the gearbox on his bike was broken. That was dreadful as Aran is a force to be reconned with on the track. No for real!!! I dont just say that cos he is my son, I say that not as a mother but as the mouth piece of plenty!!! I am always proud of him and I frequently get tears in my eyes when I hear when people wax lyrics about him *sigh*... My little boy is growing up. Bugger the fact that he is 6 foot something..pfffffft... We had a good chat last night but of course the Rattex Queen was in her room watching her telly (oh and she says she is deaf) and while we were having a conversation she would agree with Aran. Selective hearing or what??? Its rife in my family.. She is the poster child for it. In fact, you can be outside or in the lounge and whisper "coffee" and she will holler YES I WANT!!!!. So much for deafness
Bless my Rattex Queen for making Toya put tins of food in my room!! So organised she is that when I started laughing at the latest situation she realiszd her folly (or not) but went along with it and allowed Toya to put the tins back in the cupboard anyway,
OMG, the Spar round the corner from my house was selling four cousins wine (the 1,5l) for a whopping R39-00 . hahahahahaha OF COURSE I had to lighten the load of the store that day I mean DUH it goes without saying. We had a braai and well, the wine was just going. Had hayfever a couple of times, played 30 seconds in our way like the pro I am and then went to bed. No Naughty Natalie. I think I was too pissed. However, I was not hanging as bad as Channy and Sam. Channy also passed out but Sam still went on a hunting spree.
Thats it for now I guess. Wanna go and find out what the hell is going on with my arms and ears. Mind you its only my left ear and as the expression goes... *hoe linker hoe flinker* it means someone is saying nice things about me.. For that I thank you.. hehehehehe... no its just a bloody allergy my luck.
Catch ya all on the flipside soon.
Toodles for now
Damn damn damn, Aran could not race this past weekend as the gearbox on his bike was broken. That was dreadful as Aran is a force to be reconned with on the track. No for real!!! I dont just say that cos he is my son, I say that not as a mother but as the mouth piece of plenty!!! I am always proud of him and I frequently get tears in my eyes when I hear when people wax lyrics about him *sigh*... My little boy is growing up. Bugger the fact that he is 6 foot something..pfffffft... We had a good chat last night but of course the Rattex Queen was in her room watching her telly (oh and she says she is deaf) and while we were having a conversation she would agree with Aran. Selective hearing or what??? Its rife in my family.. She is the poster child for it. In fact, you can be outside or in the lounge and whisper "coffee" and she will holler YES I WANT!!!!. So much for deafness
Bless my Rattex Queen for making Toya put tins of food in my room!! So organised she is that when I started laughing at the latest situation she realiszd her folly (or not) but went along with it and allowed Toya to put the tins back in the cupboard anyway,
OMG, the Spar round the corner from my house was selling four cousins wine (the 1,5l) for a whopping R39-00 . hahahahahaha OF COURSE I had to lighten the load of the store that day I mean DUH it goes without saying. We had a braai and well, the wine was just going. Had hayfever a couple of times, played 30 seconds in our way like the pro I am and then went to bed. No Naughty Natalie. I think I was too pissed. However, I was not hanging as bad as Channy and Sam. Channy also passed out but Sam still went on a hunting spree.
Thats it for now I guess. Wanna go and find out what the hell is going on with my arms and ears. Mind you its only my left ear and as the expression goes... *hoe linker hoe flinker* it means someone is saying nice things about me.. For that I thank you.. hehehehehe... no its just a bloody allergy my luck.
Catch ya all on the flipside soon.
Toodles for now
Friday, 28 September 2012
Debbie does ...: What a mission!!!
Debbie does ...: What a mission!!!: Good heavens.... I could not blog even if I tried for shits and giggles.. Damn that was horrible. Google would not allow me to. No no no ...
Thursday, 27 September 2012
What a mission!!!
Good heavens.... I could not blog even if I tried for shits and giggles.. Damn that was horrible. Google would not allow me to. No no no its not cos it banned me or anything like that, it just would not happen. What a mission cos I sure as shit missed blogging.
So, I had the most amazing week a couple of weeks ago, and not only that but I met some amazing people, oh and throw in a prick but ya, across the board, the people that I spent time with were awesome and some real friendships will develop out of it.. My actions though could cause embarrassment but baaaah, who hasnt had one of those. It was embarrassing to say the least. I sometimes can be rather sanctimonious. Ooooh piss off we all have faults you know.... The only other thing I can say is that I probably threw my name away but arg you know, you can always go back and collect it...well sometimes you can!!!!!.But then again, we always imagine how things are going to turn out but then it never does.
I was so pissed off this last weekend at the Nationals. Bless my cotton picking socks I tell ya. I even came home semi-sober... YES!!!! You read right... SEMI SOBER!!! I was drinking in the afternoon and then I slowed down rapidly after a kak situation. Anyway, I do believe in Karma and karma is going kick some arse. Specially the dooses arse that stole my money out of my wallet. No worries though, I dont stress over that cos I know if you do something wrong it comes back to you seven fold. Go get em Karma!!!!
Aran had bike problems at the Nationals and so when it was qualifying time he had to start at the back of the grid. On lap 1 he had moved up to 7th position and on lap 2, the bikes gearbox or clutch or something went. All things happen for a reason....
Now about Zumba. Doing Zumba is fucken awesome. Its fun, sometimes... It even feels like bad sex on some days it hurts!!!.....Anyway, I never realized I had muscles in some of those places. Shit man, I could hardly walk for about 2 days the 1st time I did it... It is actually getting better though. Although I do miss class every once in a while, I would love to be motivated to go all the time but you know.... when a pork calls me, I bloody well eat it.... I am doing Zumba to get fit and to get my blood pressure back to normal. When I see Bobby Skinstad on TV my blood pressure rises, so now one day when I meet him, I gotta be all slim and sexy not big and sexy (which is what I am right now ok!!!) Ai man, I could ride him Sea Biscuit that one...
So, I had the most amazing week a couple of weeks ago, and not only that but I met some amazing people, oh and throw in a prick but ya, across the board, the people that I spent time with were awesome and some real friendships will develop out of it.. My actions though could cause embarrassment but baaaah, who hasnt had one of those. It was embarrassing to say the least. I sometimes can be rather sanctimonious. Ooooh piss off we all have faults you know.... The only other thing I can say is that I probably threw my name away but arg you know, you can always go back and collect it...well sometimes you can!!!!!.But then again, we always imagine how things are going to turn out but then it never does.
I was so pissed off this last weekend at the Nationals. Bless my cotton picking socks I tell ya. I even came home semi-sober... YES!!!! You read right... SEMI SOBER!!! I was drinking in the afternoon and then I slowed down rapidly after a kak situation. Anyway, I do believe in Karma and karma is going kick some arse. Specially the dooses arse that stole my money out of my wallet. No worries though, I dont stress over that cos I know if you do something wrong it comes back to you seven fold. Go get em Karma!!!!
Aran had bike problems at the Nationals and so when it was qualifying time he had to start at the back of the grid. On lap 1 he had moved up to 7th position and on lap 2, the bikes gearbox or clutch or something went. All things happen for a reason....
Now about Zumba. Doing Zumba is fucken awesome. Its fun, sometimes... It even feels like bad sex on some days it hurts!!!.....Anyway, I never realized I had muscles in some of those places. Shit man, I could hardly walk for about 2 days the 1st time I did it... It is actually getting better though. Although I do miss class every once in a while, I would love to be motivated to go all the time but you know.... when a pork calls me, I bloody well eat it.... I am doing Zumba to get fit and to get my blood pressure back to normal. When I see Bobby Skinstad on TV my blood pressure rises, so now one day when I meet him, I gotta be all slim and sexy not big and sexy (which is what I am right now ok!!!) Ai man, I could ride him Sea Biscuit that one...
Monday, 13 August 2012
Oh the life, the life I tell you
Good day people. The more I think about it, the more I realize that I have a bloody interesting life. I was looking through some of my Facebook friends. Yea buddy.... Its been quite an eye opener I tell you. Firstly, when I was part owner of a strip club, I was the managing member and therefore at the club all the time. In that time, I had many many offers for people to come and have swinger parties there. I always refused as I really felt it was not really what we were about. However, I did meet loads of the swingers and thought they were really nice people.. Anyhow, they became Facebook friends to keep up with what was happening in the club etc. After a while their friends became my friends and so the network grew. Its been fascinating meeting some of these people on Facebook.... (I must add that I have not met em all in real life but do know P L E N T Y of em)....I think they have the funniest names ever and if you compare it to RuPauls drag race, I think the swingers win hands down with names game.
For example... us big chicks have ..... well lets just say VW bonnets ok.... so it stands to reason, that calling ourselves something like *cute bumz* would be funny and sarcastic. I have seen names like Priscilla Limbs, Cassie Longlegs and Fay Feathers, then you get the Stoutgat Adoons and Volksie Bonnet... see see... how the hell does the Volksie bonnet fit in with the sexy names.... I think I should get myself a porn name.... but hell man my imagination just doesn't run that far, it gets kinda tired half way around the kitchen counter.. Anyway my point is... I want a sexy name as well dammit...
And since watching Rupauls drag race I have not seen a drag show for many many years. Went with Rose who is one of the craziest women I have ever known, which made it all the more hysterical. One of the drag artists walked me to the car, with his arm around me, and truth be told, he looked like a female and I felt like I was butch.. I am not at all I am a straight female but I didn't feel feminine next to the drag queen. You have got to love em.... If anyone knows where in Cape Town I will be there like a bear with no hair I tell ya.
Oooh and as for the super bike races... Oh my word, Aran won the first race... I need to point out that he was racing on a 5 year old bike... YES 5 years old and whipping arse.. Thats my boy...
Now pissed off cos a nail just broke.... Must be cos of my quick hard strokes on the keyboard. Oh damn.
Well have a great week ahead and I wish you all get a very nice and pleasant surprise during the course of the week.
Toodles for now people.
For example... us big chicks have ..... well lets just say VW bonnets ok.... so it stands to reason, that calling ourselves something like *cute bumz* would be funny and sarcastic. I have seen names like Priscilla Limbs, Cassie Longlegs and Fay Feathers, then you get the Stoutgat Adoons and Volksie Bonnet... see see... how the hell does the Volksie bonnet fit in with the sexy names.... I think I should get myself a porn name.... but hell man my imagination just doesn't run that far, it gets kinda tired half way around the kitchen counter.. Anyway my point is... I want a sexy name as well dammit...
And since watching Rupauls drag race I have not seen a drag show for many many years. Went with Rose who is one of the craziest women I have ever known, which made it all the more hysterical. One of the drag artists walked me to the car, with his arm around me, and truth be told, he looked like a female and I felt like I was butch.. I am not at all I am a straight female but I didn't feel feminine next to the drag queen. You have got to love em.... If anyone knows where in Cape Town I will be there like a bear with no hair I tell ya.
Oooh and as for the super bike races... Oh my word, Aran won the first race... I need to point out that he was racing on a 5 year old bike... YES 5 years old and whipping arse.. Thats my boy...
Now pissed off cos a nail just broke.... Must be cos of my quick hard strokes on the keyboard. Oh damn.
Well have a great week ahead and I wish you all get a very nice and pleasant surprise during the course of the week.
Toodles for now people.
Friday, 20 July 2012
Long time eh....
Good heavens.... I am as confused as the bloody weather here I tell you. I am super impressed that SAPS gave every homeowner in our complex a letter requesting a meeting with all of us due to crime. Seems we have some nice stuff that other people want to appropriate. My bicycle was stolen, hence me buying the eBike and now NO ONE has a bike like that so they cant still this shit....And most of my neighbours have been robbed. There were gun shots in the churchyard... NEXT to the complex.. I am not living in the Cape Flats, just a simple complex with normal people. We met with the police last night but they never issued us with weapons of mass destruction. What is wrong here? LOL ok ok good heavens kidding....I recall the time the police came to raid my house due to an anonymous tip off saying its a brothel right, so last night, at the meeting, I asked the police, in front of ALL the neighbours....if they could please curb the crime in the complex as it brought my brothel to an abrupt halt. I said customers stopped coming cos of the break ins to cars......The room gasped and then everyone laughed. The police did say that I may not open a brothel now.. Damn them....
As for my new hair... the long blonde ones... I feel like I belong on RuPauls drag race.. I look proper drag queenish.....wait.. not quite there but getting there. I dont know what happened. The hair is getting less and less and so i need to decide to I really want long hair or do I want to let it just grow. Fuckit... we all know that is not going to happen. That is why I am where I am with my hair right now. Its cos I cant stand it short so had extensions put in. What a mission. Never going to light a cigarette on the gas stove ever again... NEVER EVER.....
Janine is down from Jhb with her boyfriend and Irene is down for a week as well. Seems like its party central at my place for the weekend as it is Janines birthday. Hell yea... Vodka time... and 60 seconds (our version established by Channy)...oh boy... bring on the hayfever... I am so ready. And then of course my lil girl is coming to visit next week or the week thereafter. And its the Rattex Queens birthday then, so ya... another party. And here I have been elected as Chairman of the Home Owners Association in the complex and I am the one that has all the parties. Bless them... I think before I wear the title though I am seriously considering passing it on.... My mouth is too big and I am too loud and I am capable of pissing people off. Ask my ex friend... he knows very well...
Dunno if I mentioned that I read 50 Shades of Grey and the 2 follow ups. Oh my word. LOVED the book now look at all men in a predatory way... sis on me.... I really do need to behave......
Ok this whips and chains bitch is saying toodles for now..... chat to you all soon. Oh and if there are drunk tweets it will be my alter ego *naughty Natalie*. I will however try and hide the phone from her.....
As for my new hair... the long blonde ones... I feel like I belong on RuPauls drag race.. I look proper drag queenish.....wait.. not quite there but getting there. I dont know what happened. The hair is getting less and less and so i need to decide to I really want long hair or do I want to let it just grow. Fuckit... we all know that is not going to happen. That is why I am where I am with my hair right now. Its cos I cant stand it short so had extensions put in. What a mission. Never going to light a cigarette on the gas stove ever again... NEVER EVER.....
Janine is down from Jhb with her boyfriend and Irene is down for a week as well. Seems like its party central at my place for the weekend as it is Janines birthday. Hell yea... Vodka time... and 60 seconds (our version established by Channy)...oh boy... bring on the hayfever... I am so ready. And then of course my lil girl is coming to visit next week or the week thereafter. And its the Rattex Queens birthday then, so ya... another party. And here I have been elected as Chairman of the Home Owners Association in the complex and I am the one that has all the parties. Bless them... I think before I wear the title though I am seriously considering passing it on.... My mouth is too big and I am too loud and I am capable of pissing people off. Ask my ex friend... he knows very well...
Dunno if I mentioned that I read 50 Shades of Grey and the 2 follow ups. Oh my word. LOVED the book now look at all men in a predatory way... sis on me.... I really do need to behave......
Ok this whips and chains bitch is saying toodles for now..... chat to you all soon. Oh and if there are drunk tweets it will be my alter ego *naughty Natalie*. I will however try and hide the phone from her.....
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