Taking Control

Hmmmmm you know that things are a bit fucked up, when your boss takes his money and then tells you that you cant take yer full salary cos uhm, debit orders has to be fullfilled...bwhahha NO LIES...I SHIT you not I am laughing about this... I really am and for some reason NOT stresses at all.

My blog today is about taking care of a situation.  My friend is in rehab.  Her fucked up import of  a boyfriend is trying to get hold of her.  He cant cos nobody knows where she is.  His only contact is with me.  And alas, he thinks I am the most evil person on this earth.  Good for him cos I am as far as he is concerned.  I have now called the woman that he lives with and informed her that he must pay over all the money he owes my friend or else he will be deported.  Shame, she had sympathy for him.  Seems like my sensitivity chip got a bit lost yesterday.  No wait... it got lost when the maid stole from me hmmmm.  still not a hard arse except when it comes to certain situations.

After having a business and realising that your life is filled with egotistical, self indulging individuals, you become aware of who really matters and why they matter.  When people say horrible things about other people and lie about other people they must realise that the wheel does turn.  So to those bullshitters speaking shit about people you call friends.  its ok they will find out...Whatever happened to good gossip.  You know you and your friend sits and gossips... wait wait wait..its not gossip its not scandal its a gossandal...where you all laugh and the next day its all over... whatever happened to that shit... gees.

Its weekend and Aran is racing superbikes. He is racing Nationals this weekend..eeeek...I will be there boots and all for mommy support.. yes please....xoxo  Love ya all and chat soon

What the F.....

Oh my gosh.....5 weeks maybe more... holy crap.. thats when last I was on diet.  Or when I exercised for that matter.  Shit a brick... I dunno eh....this diet shit has to stop.  I want to loose the weight right.  I NEED to loose the weight but .....I have Shane as a neighbour and what a neighbour she is.  At night she brings me a treat..OMG... I just enjoy the treats so much, but its not helping with my thighs for heavens sake.  Those damn thighs love each other so much that I think they are scared of seperation anxiety and therefore wanna stick together.   : - ( ....... My mind however feels that they need to have a seperation.  A proper break up.  *You ...lefty, fuck off.... leave the right alone*  kinda thing. I think it will be best for them.  You know, its when you see a relationship and you KNOW its not a good one... well thats my left and right thigh I tell ya....  I think perhaps NEXT week I shall be back on my bicycle.  Oh hell... I feel the pain already.

Ok so now to the good stuff.  Aran is racing a 1000cc in the Nationals at Killarney this weekend.  By now, those who know me know its Vodka time.  This time however I think its gonna be more rather than less and I really would prefer it the other way. Vodka also entails caramel vodka, chocolate vodka, -  I have to say this cos I KNOW Megan is going to say...NO SHOTS Debbie.. I DONT DO shots... YEP.... I dont either but....its race day and its VODKA day...

 It will be nice to see Clinty again.  His absence has been noted and I truly hope that  Sasha whips his arse in shape.  LOL...I dont think he is gonna like me saying that.  Oh well its my blog page....hehehehehe....

Gee, after Aran not racing superbikes since November last year, he has to go bigger and get the 1000cc this year.  Yeah, dont freak your mom out son, she is crazy enough ok.... Nah he is pretty damn good on a fast bike if I have to say so myself.  Go big or go home son and I know you go big.  BIG.....did I say THAT word.  oh hell noooooooooooo not again...my diet shit shit shit.....what is a woman suppose to do ....LOL

HAVE A GREAT DAY YE'ALL

An awesome Wedding

Have you ever argued with a tomtom and won?  Well, Trinity and I did.  The damn thing kept telling us where to go and I was determined it was taking us to the wrong place.  We did listen to it though and it did take us to a wine estate called Nooitgedaght but alas.... it was an estate in bloody Wellington.  Now I ask you with tears in my navy blue eyes...Is Stellenbosch THAT close to Wellington...Uhm NO....I think Warwick wanted to get rid of Trinity and myself... Damn him.  We made it to the wedding though albeit very very late.  I left my home at 2.30pm in Table View to go and collect Trinty and have directions on the tomtom to get to the wedding my 4.00pm.  HELL NO...THAT was a mere dream on our behalf.  We finally got to the wedding at 5.15pm.  Hmmmm I could have driven all the way up the west coast.  However, we did have a very very scenic route.  Whatever.....LOL

The bride looked beautiful... absolutely beautiful, although having said that its impossible for her to NOT look beautiful.. The groom was dashing too.  I think perhaps the guys are hotter in Pohmie land.

The venue and the food and the company and everything was just perfect. Trinity and myself found us some nice Pohms who were absolutely awesome.  We had so much fun with these useless fellas it was fabulous.  They could not dance cos well..... they were pohms, they could not see us dance...obviously cos they were pohms .... but hell were they fantastic company..  I had a hoot with these boys I tell ya.. And let me just tell you... they were B E A U T I F U L..... what eye candy!!!  *sigh*.... I should have taken my lil hottie Sasha with me too.... hell yea  ....

Thieving bitch

I had to have my maid locked up.   I cannot believe that one can steal from the hand that feeds you, and then have the fucken gall to say to the police, they planted the evidence there.  and stuff like  *You have always hated me Debbie*....IF YOU CAN LIE, YOU CAN STEAL you bitch, so listen up sister, I wanna know what shit you smoking.  You stole the fucken stuff out of my house, and out of the neighbours house, now accept what is going to happen.  Oh and the best is when she decided to tell the police that my mother tells her to fuck off all the time....OMG...have you EVER heard of anything that stupid..  The fact that people still mistake kindness for weakness flabergasts me beyond belief.  I am getting tired of some other people, and they must keep pushing.  I have a history of tolerance till I say...* no more*.....

Went to the army open day.  Ok you KNOW there is a problem when the army is scared of the army.  Yeah, they did loads of displays and it was nice and the bikes were the best.  But when the bikes were meant to jump over some of the army guys, they lay down infront of the ramp and as soon as the bike headed towards the ramp, we saw arms and legs and ....they ran away...True story.  

Shit, I am going to Telkom today and I am going to be nice and polite.  My mother needs her phone on at home and now has to reapply for one.  Hmmmmm lets not even go there.. Other than that the weekend was fabulous.

Wait, I have discovered that I need help.  I need some surgery.  NO not a lobotomy but lapband or gastric bypass.  If anyone knows anyone that knows anyone...I am there like a bear with my legs in the air....

Untravelled path

You know, to walk in our own shoes is rather difficult cos life is tough, but to walk in someone elses shoes makes a person so grateful for what they have.

Went on a road trip with my mother, Megs and one other.  What a day.  Every kilometer took us a kilometer closer to seeing her again.  The real her.  To know that this day has come and that she accepted it and was happy about it is the most incredible thing that has happened in the last year.  I will say its been amazing.  Shelley was just a bit worried there for a second.  Sent me an sms to remind me to bring my mother home and not forget her there....Everyone has shed tears but its all tears of happiness.  OMG even Andrew contributed to this.  I ran outside to see if it was snowing this morning.  But noooo... cos this is gonna change our weather somehow.

Well I am off to the army camp tomorrow.  Going to go and say goodbye to my cousin who is off to another country as a *peace keeper*.  Our army going to other countries to keep peace while their own backyard is filthy. I would rather let the army assist the police and curb crime for heavens sake. The more I think about it the more I KNOW I should be a politician.  Damn this bullshit....  Hmmmm the crime should suite the punishment.  Yeeeeee....

Ok enough of that crap.  Right now I just want EVERYONE to know that I am truly thankful and privileged for knowing them as they have all offered to assist and help.  Shows you hey, the world is made of good people.....

Little girls

I was actually going to write something here about a little girl trying to wear big girl panties, and when she gets bust she denies her words.  Oh well, I realized once I started writing that she is not worth it, so moving on.

We had such a blast with Charlie the male stripper on Saturday night.  Man oh man, that dude is built to last for a lifetime.  I think we all need one of those.  Lee had a fabulous time at her bachelorette  (although I doubt she remembers much)...LOL....Her bridesmaid Linky got her so on her plonker, that the girls were falling over like skittles.... 10 pin bowling anyone....LOL...It wasnt that bad, it was fun...

Trying to change a brunette into a blonde is bloody difficult.  This cow is not playing nice.  I keep saying....just go blonde but nooooo they always know better....*sigh*...I think once people listen to me, the world will be a better place.  It will be positive and happy and the odd bullshitter to make us laugh at them obviously, but mostly it would be a good place.

Yeah, I think I should approach the DA and tell them I want to be President of the Western Cape.....I will make it a country by itself and leave the rest of SA to SA.  That way, we can all be positive that everyone will stand a fair chance at whatever they do.  Oh hell yes, maybe thats my goal in life....hmmmm dont let me go there sista....LOL

Tough Love

Holy Toledo, that is a difficult road to walk.  I have just had a wonderful person incarcerated for her own good.  She knew it had to happen but when it came to crunch time, the bloody cow refused medical attention.  Oh hell no she di int!! Needless to say, I have more tenacity than she could ever have imagined, and was absolutely amazed at a phone call I received from her  this morning thanking me. I felt on top of  the world then I realized...no dear, it was not me... it was YOU...and Megan and other friends but mostly YOU.  Thank you God for giving everyone the strength to do this.  I was torn yesterday as this is something we have wanted to do to her for a very long time, but could never get it right.  If only she knew how many people shed tears to hear that she is going to get better.  I dont think she realizes how much she is loved.  Silly cow...But its ok, we all know she will come out the victor in this.

It was such an emotional day yesterday and writing this just brings it back. Wait let me rather get upset and think about the fact that I am tired and only got home at 2.55.  LOL  Arg its ok..... Its done and we feel great about it.  We feel bloody fantastic man not just great.

Now all we need to do is have a fund raiser.  Any good ideas out there???