Whats a gal to do

You know, when there is fighting, and you are just there, not involved, not the middle man, just there, and things go awry, and all of a sudden, you have no office....ever had that??? I did!!! I was officeless for 3 weeks... whoooar.... that obviously gave me more tan time...for which I was grateful, however the sun wanted no part of it. The South Easter was blowing so hard, I had to wear a costume top or else my tits would have blown away... one to the left, the other.... who the hell knows, probably to right....  I constantly wanted to turn on the solar heating in the pool, but then the weather changes. Who knew what the hell was up with it.  I put my back out so bad getting on the lilo, I looked like a mix between a ho and Russian gymnast on crack doing a double flip.  I was not aware I was a contortionist.  My body told me afterwards, in a long languid bath, that we were not on the same page or even speaking the same language.  Strange that, cos I normally drink myself thin and yet I was sober trying to get on the lilo..  Anyway, I got some sun... Oh yeeee great God of sun... I lovest thee.  and now the bloody wind is blowing again and its raining sporadically so once again i cant tan this afternoon.

All that aside, I had the opportunity to have a most amazing bit of a vay cay with some people.  Life is weird eh, if it doesnt throw you a curve ball, it lines the stars up ..its always the one or the other.  In this case, I would say I have a bit of both.  I wont embellish on it much, however what I can and will say is...... when you know you have fucked up, and you accept it, then no matter who is with you on the journey, you are going to see it through to the end, and not let anyone ruin it for you.  Ever been on holiday with a *anything you can do I can do better* or *any place you have been I have been better* or even *anything you have done, i have done more*....Aaaarg save me from people like that....I met the most amazing people, 2 other couples that did the bit of the adventure with us, were so much fun to hang out with.....  So I got a bit of an attitude with the person, and then I realized its not their fault.  She cant help who she is, but I can help who I am, and my choice is, accept that I did wrong and just go with the flow, knowing that after this, I have learnt that I can actually do what I want, and not have to be the softie to accept everything.

I got Channy to take my hair out 2 days prior then I had to get Tiara in to put it back on..... and then I had the false lashes glued on... Wowzer super glue delux, i now dont have eyelashes, but you  know thats not an issue cos you just draw a dark eyeliner above your eye and whala....you can get away with it..

I have moved into the new office.   Its hollow, so someone said I must put a plant in.  Ok, but who the hell is gonna water the thing.  I dont have green fingers amongst the things that I dont have. However they do say a boer maak n plan, so lets see.  Perhaps I should go and buy myself a plant and see how long it lasts...I always give everything a try.. You never know, I might stumble upon my calling without even realizing it.

The Rattex Queen went to Durban to visit her sister for a short while..I was hoping it was gonna be three months but alas, it was only 5 weeks.  In those 5 weeks, I absolutely transformed the dining room before she got back so that she could not give me her ideas.  It looks amazingroom!!!! Everything in its place.  So now I think I am an interior decorator... Pfffft.  lets wait and see cos there is always something that can go wrong......

For now, its toodles noodles...... I just wanted to write a bit, and will be doing it sooner rather than later, as I am gonna be writing a blog for the beauty guru, a page that Tiara has set up.  Could only be fun.  I think she wants me to write on how NOT to do things....