Debbie does ...: Is Madness contageious?

Debbie does ...: Is Madness contageious?: I am quite stressed out. I think I need to take a Xanax before I start this bloody blog today. Here is the thing,... a breakup is never n...

Is Madness contageious?

I am quite stressed out.  I think I need to take a Xanax before I start this bloody blog today.  Here is the thing,...  a breakup is never nice.  you can never JUST be friends right away.  It does NOT work...never has and never will. Being friends after a while, (ONCE THE HURT IS GONE) does work.

However, you can always keep tabs on how crazy you go after the breakup right.  Well that's what my interpretation, and I am sticking to it.  I am now truly worried about my crazy friend going all nutty again.  I hate the fact that there is so much drama over this.  I hate the fact that families are now involved.  FFS.... what life did I live???? Thank God our youth and twenties were different....Come on, come on, I feel like I am going mad over this.  I cannot issue storm warnings to all.... certainly not all of the time....

Aaaah Rob my camel man came over and my mother cooked him dinner.  You gotta love the ole bat cos she made him....WAIT FOR IT...Curryless curry... yea I know you are going to wonder what the hell that is.  Well, let me tell you, I think she used food colouring to make it LOOK like curry when in fact it was just chicken whatever.  She said it was curry.... still waiting for a bit of a bite at least.  Its the next day and nothin is biting us....Oh well.

Its weekend and of course we have the party at my house tomorrow night.  Can not wait.  Cant say much about it till after, but I have to say I am truly excited and looking forward to it.

I am taking this kak purple nail polish off cos its not looking that good and of course going back to my red/orange.  I think I am going to Marilyn Monroe myself tomorrow.  OMG before I forget....I am going for the fish thing.  You know....where the fish eat your feet.  I know this is gonna be funny....without a doubt.

Oh hell....PMS

Shit shit shit, I just had to take my Xanax.  I just realized that if I go off pop and start fighting about Somalia and ignoring my friend Julius then there is a problem.  May God forgive me but I am getting annoyed cos everyone is feeling sorry for them.  Yes I too feel sorry for them but FFS can SOMEONE tell them that having a child pop out every nine months is NOT helping the situation.  Why can they NOT do something about sterilization?  why? why do people who work hard for their money now have to give it away to food aid.  Our fucken government cant even feed its own but YAY we are sending food aid to Somalia who well..... who has MILLIONS of flippen children.  Ok ok meds will kick in soon, I know it will.....you will feel the tone of this changing...LOL

Its like.....what do you call a woman that has PMS and ESP......A bitch that knows everything...LOL

I took Shane to school this  morning to sort out the problems she is having with the boy that is staying by her.  My advice was...LOCK HIM IN THE BOOT....lol...kidding ok... geeeez I am PMS not the fucken devil.  Mind you...no let me not go there.

Sasha should be out of hospital today and I doubt if I will be seeing her cos the weather is crappy.  However I need to catch up with my friend Kathy who had a brain tumour removed 2 weeks ago.  I just want to make sure my friend is ok.. I dont like it when my friends are ill or sad.  However, when they are crazy like Bee I  love it.  I just sit and watch...LOL....That is one hyped up puppy I tell ya.  You gotta love her though cos she does provide us with a lot of laugher...and coffee.... holy shit I dont think anyone drinks as much tea as our lil Bee so late at night and she doesnt even wet the bed!!! THAT I find fascinating....

Now let me tell ya all about our Camel man.  Gorgeous hunk of love that is so full of shit,  but full of shit or not, just to see him is a wow in our day.  As we are all well aware I am a pervert and perving over Rob is only a pleasure....He even smiles at me...I think he is a kinky lil fucker ...LOL  kidding..

Shitty weather, Xanax has kicked in, not in the mood to work but am in the mood to eat as I cannot do exercise in this kak weather. *sigh*.. so bugger the diet too... Bring on the bread...no wait....french toast.  ya now that sounds like a winner.....

A bit of a worry

So, our little Sasha is going in today to have her tonsils taken out.  I have sympathy for her.  And then of course my fathers brother whom we had never met and were going to meet yesterday also heard dreadful news and has to go into hospital to have the cancer taken out....oi vei... Would it not be fabulous if everybody was healthy and happy...oh no wait..that would just be bloody boring..  Lets just go with everyone having good health.  I would really like that..  Poor Bianca, she was still asking what was for supper and when she got home...guess what she got......a holler sounding like *Bianca, whats are you cooking for dinner?*** hehehehe..Poor girl, thought she was going to come home to a lovely home cooked meal.  I must say I did offer but no one really wants to eat my food.  I think they will if it was the end of the world and I was the only one left standing to cook...Aarg ok maybe even then they would say no.. Its NOT through lack of trying.  I am successful at times, few and far between but ya...I am successful..

Janet has gone back to Wales and since then has had a hellova problem getting her investment money paid to her.  What the hell?  They were so happy to take her money and now that she wants it back, there is always a problem...They are a pain in the arse.  Bugger Malema man, right now I am up for taking these people on.  tsk tsk.

OMG, do NOT even think that I am on diet or that I am physically fit.  I think honestly that Megan and I have to do this from next week Monday cos on Saturday night I have a party at my house which involves alot of ex strippers/dancers so yes...I am looking forward to catching up...Its gonna be good.

WHAT the hell???

HOw the hell do I change this pic???

Cor Blimey ... life is great but Rumour is even better...

What an awesome Saturday we had at the racing.  Aran rode that 1000 like a demon.  He did really really well and his followers/fans (I am no 1) and spectators, were all sitting around a huge table drinking.  We were all there to support him.. Its fabulous when that happens.

Megan and myself as usual just laugh at all the shenanigans that goes on there.  Its not even worth it to respond or say anything but it is fascinating...this I have to admit.  Even if one keeps the mouth shut, someone will say that you said or did something...Its fucken awesome!!! On saturday, while sitting down, I tried to hook up 2 couples....just by me being there... Am loving this..I must be way better than I thought.  Anyway, whoever is making it up, thank you so much for giving me so much credit for something I know nothing about.  You ROCK you bloody gossip monger...I LOVE YOU....waaahahahhaa.  You may come and get my autograph later once I am done laughing.

Ooh oh our Atlantic beach gals came to party with us and it was fabulous seeing them again.  It was a pity that Sasha ran away and was gonna come back but never returned.  the damn cow...LOL...only kidding I absolutely adore that child....

Was going to meet my deceased fathers brother and his wife today that we had never met before.  Unfortunately there was bad news and now its not going to happen.  It might happen round about the 21st Sept.  We were all looking forward to it....dammit its sad.  We are all super excited to see him as he is the spitting image of my dad.

Are you nawty

Hello and here is the thing...I keep meeting these randoms on facebook and the most bizarre thing they ask me is....are you nawty..  Now as far as I know THAT word is spelt naughty.  I am assuming that they spell it incorrect on purpose or that it has another meaning.  Last time I was naughty I got a fucken hiding sunshine and it hurt like hell ok.  Nawty does NOT mean.... do you shag? Are you los?  Can I do you even though you dont know me? Can I do you even tho I am butt ugly? Noooo noooo nooooo you are wrong.. What the hell...that is NOT nawty you fucken perve...that just means you are horny thats all. SO my adivce to you, dont ask me stupid questions just say...I am horny and I shag anything that moves, that way its quick and painless for me to tell you to fuck off...get it..

Oh dear, my blind dates are getting less and less, must be my stunning personality...oh wait.....MUST be cos I am not nawty... WTF.... I dont wear a nappy, I dont need a spanking HOWEVER.....if you want one, I am all up for moering you ok...bring it on sunshine and lets see what happens when I beat yer arse till your nose bleeds honey....

Hmmm I seem a bit aggressive eh.  LOL I  am not.... Oh shit...and now the font on this thing just changed.  Oh give me strength today oh give me strength... 


I am going shopping after work for filters for my ciggies.  I smoke with long filters cos I wanna keep my lungs in a semi good condition.  I cant claim good on that one at all cos its skrewed already from smoking all those years but having taken care of it for the last couple I recon I am ok...


For now friends and foe, I need to do a bit of work as I think our customers are angry.. Wait let me not bullshit...they ARE angry.  Its like I made sure it was Eid yesterday therefore their work could not be done.  GO on then, keep on moaning cos I really dont give a shit....


I am really going shopping though... that will make me feel better...